January 2009
December 2008
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“Will you consider legalizing marijuana so that the government can regulate it,...”
– Top Voted Question on Obama’s Transition Website
Whyyyyyyyyyyy
isn't there a dunkin donuts in california?
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Ugh. All these donut problems. Depressing. What is this, communist Russia?
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It feels like it, the place near me is california donuts and they taste depressing as hell
Whyyyyyyyyyyy
isn't there a dunkin donuts in california?
WatchAmy Poehler Tells SNL Goodbye (VIDEO)
Man Throws Shoes At Bush In Iraq →
Rahm Emanual Is Gangster as Fuck →
Interested In You:
sparo:
exclamation:
johncody:
exclamation:
mootpointer:
maggieerlandson:
shorterexcerpts:
So we’ve done the “how old are you?” and “what’s your SN” things.
Give me the physical stuff.
How tall are you?
(I’m just under 6’3 barefoot. Though probably 6’3, I find 6’2 more aesthetically pleasing, because I’m weird about odd and even numbers like that. For folks in pretty much every...
Princess Unicorn →
“I’m getting regular death threats. You’ve put my home address on...”
– Rahm Emanual
KFC Workers Fired for Showering in KFC Sink →
ewwww doesn’t even cover KFC let alone these ladies.
WatchComparing the percentage of that record with the numbers of people who are estimated to get away with murder each year, John Stewart concludes: “You are more likely to end up in jail if you become governor of Illinois than if you are a murderer.”
Porn In Recession: Porncession →
Ohhh Maii Gahhd
Awwww, isn’t that kee-yoot? That lady’s got one of those novelty backpacks …
… you know, the kind that look just like a … just like a …
a … a …
MY GOD!
“Chicago is not the most corrupt American city, it’s the most theatrically...”
– Studs Terkels, June 9, 1978
TokBox
Kind of equals Headset Hotties?
WatchN.A.S.A. Call in All Their Hipster Chits for Anti-Capitalist Pile-on
Vince Guaraldi Trio - Charlie Brown Christmas
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