February 2010
Taylor Swift was using “out-of-tune” instead of autotune.
Lady Gaga is the Ultimate Warrior.
January 2010
On Friday, President Obama appeared before House Republicans during a historic...
– SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update. (via inothernews)
Obama Goes To GOP Lions' Den -- And Mauls The... →
White House officials told the Huffington Post they were absolutely ecstatic. MSNBC’s Luke Russert, who was on the scene in Baltimore, relayed that a Republican official and other GOP aides had confided to him that allowing the “cameras to roll like that” was a “mistake.”
So effective was the president that Fox News cut away from the broadcast 20 minutes before...
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Pee-wee Herman Gets An iPad!
Today I literally “lived the dream.” I wrote and directed this video, which stars Pee-wee Herman and the Playhouse Gang! If I could go back in time and tell my ten year old self that this was going to happen…well, I would probably create some sort of paradox. But it would be so worth it!
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Pentagon plan on 'don't ask, don't tell' ready for... →
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It looks like this has been in the works for a while. And we all thought Obama had just let that promise lapse.
Obama has been doing his homework. Republicans, get ready to lose any and all gay votes when you inevitably say ‘No’ to this.
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robhuebel:
If you don’t watch this show, you are a dick.
paulscheer:
Watch this awesome trailer for “FUNNY OR DIE PRESENTS…” only on HBO FEB 19 @ MIDNIGHT
I Am Just Also Really Looking Forward To The Funny Or Die Show - Videogum
A glowing preview from Videogum about the FunnyorDie Show.
You go through the gate. If the gate’s closed, you go over the fence. If the...
– Nancy Pelosi
Haiti Orphans Targeted by Child Traffickers - TIME →
Today in horrible news from Haiti.
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I hope to hell that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the...
– JD Salinger
…The substance of the speech wasn’t spectacular. The new proposals were modest....
– Joe Klein of Time Magazine (via absurdlakefront)
Republicans don’t want banks to pay back the taxpayers? Where is the tea party anger?
Bloomberg Wants Terror Trial Moved →
“It’s going to cost an awful lot of money and disturb an awful lot of people,” he said. “Can we provide security? Yes. Could you provide security elsewhere? Yeah, and I mean — the suggestion of a military base is probably a reasonably good one. Relatively easy to supply — to provide security. They tend to be outside of cities so that they don’t disrupt other people.”
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