I live in Hollywood, California
I like dogs and my toys
I work on the internetz at Funny or Die.
“You want to spread those butt cheeks apart and take her to town…. DICK STYLE.”
“Cum beard”
“Santa Cum”
“You want to duck into a dirty hospital closet and gobble down that dong like it’s a cancer-curing snickers bar!”
This is filled with quotes - so fucking good.
398868031 likes this
vasilii-petrovich likes this
loftmanhqj59 likes this
judcody reblogged this from funnyordie
birdsovermygrave reblogged this from dopamina-serotonina
dopamina-serotonina reblogged this from funnyordie and added:
I laughed…HARD!
dontworrysister likes this
digital-scrapbook likes this
carcrashhearts reblogged this from funnyordie and added:
riiiiiiiiiiight so then this happened…
snogboxoftheimpossiblegirl reblogged this from funnyordie and added:
I love Topher Grace. Omg. Yay. Made my day xD
whattheblog likes this
alejandroz reblogged this from rillawafers and added:
When you are on your death bed,...important to have the ones you love there
-winterwinds reblogged this from funnyordie
youidiot reblogged this from funnyordie
youidiot likes this
funnyordie reblogged this from rillawafers
thisistheglamorous likes this
rillawafers posted this
43 Notes