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I live in Hollywood, California
I like dogs and my favorite toy
I work on the internetz
I just Facebooked your mom on MySpace - she can AIM me</description><title>rillawafers</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @rillawafers)</generator><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I’d love to know.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktk2w1TEsr1qznsg8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’d love to know.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/254179477</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/254179477</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:40:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>tmblg:

Patient trapped in a 23-year ‘coma’ was conscious all...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjrxp7jeS1qz4xx0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tmblg.com/post/253999796/patient-trapped-in-a-23-year-coma-was-conscious" target="_blank"&gt;tmblg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1230092/Patient-trapped-23-year-coma-conscious-along.html" target="_blank"&gt;Patient trapped in a 23-year ‘coma’ was conscious all along&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A man thought by doctors to be in a vegetative state for 23 years was actually conscious the whole time, it was revealed last night. Student Rom Houben was misdiagnosed after a car crash left him totally paralysed. He had no way of letting experts, family or friends know he could hear every word they said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘I screamed, but there was nothing to hear,’ said Mr Houben, now 46. Doctors used a range of coma tests, recognised worldwide, before reluctantly concluding that his consciousness was ‘extinct’. But three years ago, new hi-tech scans showed his brain was still functioning almost completely normally.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1230092/Patient-trapped-23-year-coma-conscious-along.html" target="_blank"&gt;Full Story&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Welcome to my nightmare.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/254177049</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/254177049</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:36:42 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Do you respect wood? (via niki)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktk24oDjqw1qz508oo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you respect wood? (via &lt;a href="http://niki.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;niki&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/254176331</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/254176331</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:35:27 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Devin Hester almost gets pants’d</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjootPQXc1qznsg8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Devin Hester almost gets pants’d&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/253923934</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/253923934</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:34:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>kennedys:

A very real handbill that circulated on November 21,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth126loUc1qzep2bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kennedys.tumblr.com/post/252075183" target="_blank"&gt;kennedys&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;A very real h&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;andbill that circulated on November 21, 1963&lt;b&gt; in Dallas, Texas&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound familiar?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Forty Six Years Ago today, someone took this seriously.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let’s hope no one takes Sarah Palin seriously.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/253256553</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/253256553</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:15:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>lotusmodern:

caps lock
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktffxtg8371qznpi1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lotusmodern.com/post/253099859" target="_blank"&gt;lotusmodern&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;caps lock&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/253252237</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/253252237</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:10:39 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Saturday Night Live: Digital Short: Two Worlds Collide Ft. Reba...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BYBCrvtc5mM7XFjr4uajyQ" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BYBCrvtc5mM7XFjr4uajyQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/110300/saturday-night-live-digital-short-two-worlds-collide-ft-reba-mcentire#x-4,cSNL%20Shorts,1,0" target="_blank"&gt;Saturday Night Live: Digital Short: Two Worlds Collide Ft. Reba McEntire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/253242631</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/253242631</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:00:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>And I made him suck my dirty cock. - Black Reba MacEntire</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kti4zuXCuj1qznsg8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And I made him suck my dirty cock. - Black Reba MacEntire&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252851228</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252851228</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:31:06 -0800</pubDate><category>Kenan Thompson Shouldn't Be This Funny</category></item><item><title>kayfabe:

spacecataz:

the art of subtlety.

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kti1r5t9T11qzv1ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kayfabe.net/post/252819769/spacecataz-the-art-of-subtlety" target="_blank"&gt;kayfabe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://spacecataz.tumblr.com/post/252817139/the-art-of-subtlety" target="_blank"&gt;spacecataz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the art of subtlety.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252839214</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252839214</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:14:53 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>sarah palin's book is #1. new moon is #1. shit.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;bringtheruckuss&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252687411</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252687411</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:23:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This made my day. God I miss mitch hedberg (via Josh Simpson)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthv3qIi2v1qznsg8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This made my day. God I miss mitch hedberg (&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://joshsimpson.tumblr.com/"&gt;via Josh Simpson&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252660562</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252660562</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:57:25 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>fek:

The photoshop skillz strike again:

Glenn Beck’s talking...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthifcleSB1qz6euco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fek.tumblr.com/post/252402841/the-photoshop-skillz-strike-again-glenn-becks" target="_blank"&gt;fek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The photoshop skillz strike again:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Glenn Beck’s talking up some scary plan for 2010 lately. It’s scary because Glenn Beck is talking. And today, Glenn Beck unveiled his 100-year plot to fundamentally change America—and democracy—as we know it. Glenn Beck is fucking insane. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252634474</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252634474</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:31:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thepublics:

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

And I turned to one of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthl88wA9M1qzpt5vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thepublics.tumblr.com/post/252455461" target="_blank"&gt;thepublics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2 class="entry-title"&gt;&lt;a href="http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall/" target="_blank"&gt;Mirror, Mirror on the Wall&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;!-- Byline --&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;And I turned to one of my editors — First I said, “Oh, my God.” And he said, “What?” And I said, “You’ve got to see this picture of Bush. This is really stunning.” And I flipped it over to him to process and his first reaction was, “Wow.” And I said, “If he wasn’t just back there behind that door crying, I don’t know what that look on his face is.” Because he just looks absolutely devastated as he comes through this door after essentially ending his eight year presidency. And it’s just really striking. He just looks absolutely devastated.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252629927</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252629927</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:27:34 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>
 Bon Iver &amp; St. Vincent ....</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252338344/tumblr_ktfoyrANur1qz9bwr&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; Bon Iver &amp; St. Vincent . &lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rosyln&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://influent.tumblr.com/post/252335521/bon-iver-st-vincent-rosyln" target="_blank"&gt;influent&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://theoisjonesing.com/post/252247820/theduty-rosyln-bon-iver-st-vincent-this" target="_blank"&gt;theoisjonesing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/251314240/rosyln-bon-iver-st-vincent-this-is-pretty" target="_blank"&gt;theduty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BOOM.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252338344</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252338344</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:09:46 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>In Japan, Kobe Bryant is a homosexual prostitute.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthdnjPH0b1qznsg8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In Japan, Kobe Bryant is a homosexual prostitute.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252312414</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252312414</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:40:31 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>whatevs:

yinzr:

crush

Christ on a cracker!

Allison Brie in...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CzJSbxjVVjk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CzJSbxjVVjk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://whatevs.tumblr.com/post/252264439/yinzr-crush-christ-on-a-cracker" target="_blank"&gt;whatevs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yinzr.tumblr.com/post/242696688/crush" target="_blank"&gt;yinzr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;crush&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Christ on a cracker!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Allison Brie in slo-mo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252300634</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252300634</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:27:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>McCain Targets Ben Nelson on Health Care Vote</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/thenote/2009/11/mccain-targets-ben-nelson-on-health-care-vote.html"&gt;McCain Targets Ben Nelson on Health Care Vote&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In an mass email sent through his political action committee, McCain asks his supporters to call Senator Ben Nelson and urge him to vote “no” on tomorrow night’s key health care vote.  He even gives out the phone numbers for Nelson’s offices in Washington and Nebraska.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Outside groups frequently do this kind of thing, but senators rarely – if ever – do it to each other.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252249926</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252249926</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:28:37 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>“For the Queen so loved the world, that She gave Her only...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth7grTcP11qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“For the Queen so loved the world, that She gave Her only begotten Facehugger, that whosoever believeth in Him should perish immediately when a Chestburster rips open their torso like so much lobster exoskeleton at a Long John Silver’s 2-for-1 Tuesday.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;— &lt;i&gt;Alien 3:16&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252204415</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252204415</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:35:41 -0800</pubDate><category>Taking Credit So You Don't Have To</category></item><item><title>nathanieljames:

Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.), who has been on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth5kwBC671qzzvv4o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nathanieljames.tumblr.com/post/252161552" target="_blank"&gt;nathanieljames&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.), who has been on the fence about health care reform, has just pledged her support, giving the Democrats the 60 votes they need to pass the bill through Senate. (&lt;a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/60-blanche-lincoln-says-shell-support-health-care-debate.php" target="_blank"&gt;TPM&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HEALTH CARE BONER.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252185246</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252185246</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:13:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Hayden Panettiere Doused with Champagne  in slo-mo for no...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Yfh69dFbK8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Yfh69dFbK8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hayden Panettiere Doused with Champagne  in slo-mo for no reason.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252181511</link><guid>http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/252181511</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:08:53 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
