Obviously, I’m me, but whoever stole my identity in Jamaica, New York is not me. Thanks Washington Mutual for calling me about two $10 charges yesterday but not calling me about three seperate $100 charges from a gas station in Jamaica, New York.

You’re worthless, but I now can take videos with my iPhone so I’m not as mad as I could be.

Oh… and smh @ Scalabrini getting his t-shirt game up next to the Kid “KG”.